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beyoncescock:
“MICROSOFT EXCEL
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polyglotplatypus:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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tranceofreading:
“ awwww-cute:
“my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
”
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED” ”
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profeminist:
“ “Girls at a high school in Brooklyn protesting the school dress code saying females could not wear slacks, 1940.”
- Vintage Everyday
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someone: we both said some things we didn't mean
me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal